CruftBucket

What you’re about to read is the 100% truth. It happened in April of 2006, but the reason I haven’t spoken about it until now is because I have been on non-reporting probation for half a year, and I wanted that to expire before I told the story to the public. I want to make very clear, though, that under no circumstances should you attempt what you’re about to read. It could potentially get you in some major trouble. I just got lucky. That being said, here’s how I went to jail for the sake of comedy.
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SUE Rogers will never be without her dead dogs and cat after having a diamond ring made from their ashes.

Rogers, from Devon in southwest England, paid 3,200 pounds ($8,000) for the ring made from carbon extracted from the ashes of Lucky, an old English sheepdog, a golden retriever cross called Sam and a tom cat, Patch.
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Little Johnny ’s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
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